Hello. I'm Sammael.
You probably know me as Satan, Lucifer, or my personal favorite "The Devil", but I also go by a wide variety of other names.
And, really, I'm not nearly as bad as they make me out to be.
Just call me Sam, and you can ask me anything, becuase believe it or not, this is an advice blog.
I imagine you to be thinking, "Advice blog? From... the devil? Wow, you must think I'm stupid."
Yes. Yes I do. Hence the advice blog.
It's OK though, I only wish to educate you, and if you do not wish for that then it only logically follows that I think you're stupid.
Just remember, being stupid isn't a bad thing. It is, in fact, what defines you.
I don't blame you not wanting to confront that, it is indeed a rather daunting task, and I have a reputation for not going "easy" on people.
So, I'll start off by asking you, whomever you may be, what is it you would like to talk about?
(P.S. Let me know if you want your advice answered privately, lest I automatically publish it.)
Donald Trump’s boy’s, doing the family proud.
Reblog if you think the Trump family are fucking idiots.
Girls aren’t hard
Girls are not hard, rocks are thoughGuys can suck, but so can a hose
better at poetry, but worse at prose
they never shut up, but definitely knows
Do they smell everything? Who nose..
Well, I’m not smelly, I’m definitely hard,
My poetry sucks, you should see my prose…
Shut up, bitch; suck my rock hard dick like the pro’s.
Who am I?
Who am I?
And what do you think you know of me.
- Don’t be deceived. Evolution does not prove there is no God.
- Satan is a master at deception and error.
- He knows that if he can infiltrate a generation through erroneous teaching, he can destroy millions.
- One single falsehood from the mouth of a polished professor or speaker can derail the…
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I spent the weekend at Harvest, a Christian conference in Ohio, and I had an amazing time, despite some physical shortcomings. I reaffirmed and strengthened my faith, and found both how to live more religiously and how to put incorporate religion into my life.
Last year, I got a greater…
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-that God has kept me safe
- I am a pastor’s daughter for a reason and change peoples negative peespectives on rebellious pastors kid.
-i can change my bad habbits
-i have a strong and contaigeous relationship with Christ Jesus
-i live to know Jesus more
-anticipating for the day that I meet…
